Thursday, April 29, 2010

serious project!

following my previous post, i'd like to make a simple test, here in Malaysia

looking for a band, no matter how crappy you are, as long as ur in a band and can play music or even make noise with the instrument for all that i care.

to the band, i'd like it for you to go online, broadcast ur music everywhere possible. after doing that, just create a random hype bout ur band. just say it to the kids if they still havent heard bout ur band, they're so yesterday. hope and just hope that the hype u've created will get the kids' attention. plus points if u're aiming the 'cool schools' such as schools in damansara, shah alam, seri bintang utara or any school that you may think is cool.

next step, play in a local gig, once the hype is out and all the kids are banging to ur music no matter how crappy it is, they'll surely bang their heads off when they see u live. (proven by all the shitty malaysian bands out there who doesnt know how to really make own music, and not the same shitty music that other bands are playing)

after u've gone live, its time to go BIG babe! screw all the 'indie' labels u got while u were promoting ur music. thats just for promotion purposes only! get a record company to sign u in n go ahead and make a shitty album/EP or anything shitty for all i care. all the 'famous' bands are doing it right?

well, here comes the kids role again, surely they will buy ur album and give you their full support even when they're shitting piglets out from their ass. at this point, u can just play what ever music that they want u to play. do remember, it does not fuckin matter if ur music is that horibble. they're still giving their heart out to support u coz they'll think that by supporting such crappy music will make them cool. heck they'll also think they'll score +1000 cool points if they're a hardcore fan of urs.

ok now that u've made it big with ur crappy music, time to break it to the stupid kids. just make a statement bout the entire plan and just say that all ur supporters are shitheads for trusting the stupid hype. but well if u really do that, good luck walking around bukit bintang, pavillion or even mid valley coz all of them idiots seems to make all that spots their hangout place. haha

actually this is just another stupid theory on all the shitty music thats been circulating around Malaysia coz young bands prefer to follow the kids' demands and not trying to be unique with own style of music, well at least music that is not similar to 10 other bands within the same country. please, i've seen freelancer musicians play far better music than our so called 'artists' that only know how to follow the music trend.

lols enuf crap for now. -off-

0 comments: